concept art by retrovenus miravis
what if tony stark was a genetic engineer instead??
holy shit this is incredible.
(Source: atorridloveaffair, via ariabacon)
I love how he just brings out the quavers every time she tries to protest. Like,
Molly look i have cheese flavoured potato snacks obey me
Look at her eyes follow them once he pulls them out.
u-ok:
GOOOOOOOOOOOD
OH MY GOD IS THAT OTHER GIRLS SAN
KALI LOOK WHAT YOU HAVE WROUGHT UPON THE WORLD
OTP OTP OTP OTP OTP *foams at the mouth*
(Source: neocarleen)
people who believe the whole “if a key opens a lot of locks it’s a good key, but if a lock opens to a lot of keys it’s a bad lock!!!” shit about sex
if my vagina is a lock, your dick sure as hell isn’t the key
because when you buy a lock, the key usually comes with it you fuckheads
as in
i have the fucking key to my own vagina, not you
and no im not letting you in because your dick smells like butts and misogyny
(via sanityscraps)
this is my human. when human is fussy, i just pet it like this.
as you can see, human is calm.
reblog everytime
THE LITTLE KISS
(Source: sandandglass, via sanityscraps)
(Source: thedailyblock)
I;m GOinG TO Cry
L E T I T B E G I N
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(Source: electricgardens, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)
If you’re a “nice guy” to a girl up until you realize she doesn’t want to date you, then go on about how she’s a cold shrew that friendzoned you and how no girls date nice guys, like, nah mate, girls do date nice guys. You just aren’t a nice guy. You’re a passive aggressive beta with internalized misogyny and a serious victim complex.
(via apogee-reaper)
ME3 was depressing so here’s an audio of Tali screaming “SPIDERS”
Tali why are you screaming spiders you are the spiders
(Source: quariankhajiit, via apogee-reaper)
