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A series of Doctor Who where every voiced and/or humanoid character is played by Catherine Tate or Freema Agyeman.

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Ugh stage 2 of cp_dustbowl is so fucking broken when team size > 6

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  • me: What
  • me: How is this porn
  • me: Some of these comments are hilarious
  • me: No that is not canon shut up
  • me: What the fuck is even happening in this image
  • me: Okay that's nasty
  • me: That's even nastier why are they in so much porn with her
  • me: She's not even there now it's just them this porn is 100% ghoul what the fuck
  • me: I am not ready to deal with 150% ghoul porn
  • me: I don't get it is that a New Vegas thing
  • me: That is not a New Vegas thing.
  • me: I very much doubt wastelanders would be able to obtain such large vegetables.
  • me: Why would you even think about having sex with one of those
  • me: WHAT THE FUCK IS WITH ALL THIS GODDAMN GHOUL PORN

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lauranis replied to your post: Cake before bed at twenty to five in the morning?…

I think the better question is: Where is my slice?

Posted 1 day ago With 2 notes

Tagged: #lauranis

Cake before bed at twenty to five in the morning? No, I’m in perfect control of my life, silly.

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Having a social justice sixth sense is a cool (if useless) superpower but sometimes it really makes me feel like shit when I start to get that familiar uneasy feeling about something I really like or want to do well.

Like I try to ignore it cause the thing seems really cool but sooner or later I have to admit to myself “This is a bad idea and I don’t know why but my subconscious does.”

And then a couple of hours later a commentary appears on my dash delivering the killing blow.

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baronessbamf replied to your post: It’s funny because of all the people possessing a…

I had no idea John Major had even been prime minister until I was 14. I had just thought Tony Blair had had a really good run.

In fairness Tony Blair DID have a really good run, that was kind of the problem.

Posted 1 day ago With 1 note

caffeinatedfeminist replied to your post: Thinking about it: There is a reason I’ve never…

Aslaijgeagnsd what console are you on? I have it on Xbox and my laptop but my laptop version is kinda laggy.

Steam glorious Steam! I’m on a laptop too but I don’t see too much in the way of lag, even when playing with Laura and the Colonel.

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So note eraser stopped working.

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Thinking about it:

There is a reason I’ve never played Left 4 Dead with Christine, isn’t there?

Pretty sure there is one but I can’t think of it right now.

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The Nick/Rochelle ship is called NickRoPhilia and I’m not sure if that’s the best or worst thing ever.

Then again, with what Nick says in The Parish it might be the saddest thing ever.

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Obligatory caveat regarding character design whenever talking about how awesome Rochelle is: Those earrings are going to get her a mischief done to her by the first Witch or Hunter that gets close enough.

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Tagged: #Why Valve

I’ve seen a criticism levelled against Rochelle (fairly infrequently) that unlike her groupmates she doesn’t really have a gimmick because her background in the news never really comes to anything.

Now see, I’d contend that’s the point:

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Tagged: #Rochelle #L4D2

I was about to go back on my word and start another Rochelle spam but the tag’s just not set up for it right now.

I mean you can go in the #Rochelle tag yourself and when you come to the first L4D2-relevant thing you can see why I decided against it.

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I am happy to accept that someone does not like a character that I love

caffeinatedfeminist:

However, I have literally NEVER heard anyone give me a legitimate reason for disliking Rochelle in Left 4 Dead.

It’s the same shit they say about Louis: “S/he’s annoying”.

Annoying how?

Louis is annoying in his optimism? Look at Ellis. He’s 10x more optimistic (arguably to a point where he is disconnected from the reality of the situation at hand), and everybody ADORES him.

Rochelle is annoying? In what? What does she do that’s so annoying?

She unquestionably supports the three guys she’s traveling with and gives them a hard time sometimes because they’re all friends.

WHAT THE FUCK IS SO ANNOYING ABOUT LOUIS AND ROCHELLE?

CAN SOMEONE GIVE ME A LEGITIMATE ANSWER NOT STEEPED IN RACISM AND SEXISM

PROBABLY NOT

Posted 1 day ago With 12 notes

Tagged: #Yep